landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

9 hours ago · 118,450 notes

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

9 hours ago · 198,075 notes

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

9 hours ago · 101,584 notes

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

9 hours ago · 116,768 notes

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

9 hours ago · 518,577 notes

isabelfeye:

Anxiety isn’t a fashion statement it’s a miserable disorder with actual real uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love so stop making it “trendy”

9 hours ago · 106,542 notes

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

9 hours ago · 396,312 notes

http://fistest.tumblr.com/post/83277725665/nylooms-coward-prince-nylooms

nylooms:

coward-prince:

nylooms:

fedorahatmatt:

nylooms:

breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11

breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of…

9 hours ago · 59,973 notes