johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

urls-like-this:

darrynek:

i-hate-urls-like-this

excuse u

(HAHAHAHA YOU SAID YOU “HATE URLS-LIKE-THIS”

SO I MADE A BLOG WITH THAT URL

AND ACTED OFFENDED.

I AM THE NEXT DANE COOK WATCH OUT AMERICA)

4 hours ago · 46,555 notes

asian:

there is hope
for you and me.

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

image

image

4 hours ago · 143,921 notes

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

4 hours ago · 561,704 notes

juilanne:

if u hate me im just gonna assume it’s bc im prettier than u

4 hours ago · 3,840 notes

  • me: hey whats up....................slime man
  • girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
  • me: no..........................slime man

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

4 hours ago · 236,614 notes

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.